Hello, who is this?
Oh, it's you.....you are a cute little chap aren't you? What are you doing behind the sofa?
Don't you go getting up on there now, you know you aren't allowed....
What did I just say? Move!
Very funny! Come on, you know what I meant - move!
Now you are just taking the mickey.........
Would you like to give the dog and his sofa a home? It was too much work to do as a giveaway, but if you have something you would like to swap for him, make me an offer - I'm going to be totally selfish and choose what I like best from all offers (Ferrari? Country mansion?) As you saw, the sofa was just under a week's worth of work, so sensible swaps only. I'll leave it open until the end of January and hopefully make a choice then.
If you would like to commission something similar - perhaps an armchair instead, different colourways, a cat instead of a dog, different breed of dog, etc. do get in touch - I'm twiddling my thumbs at the moment, no paid work going on, just stock-building.